On The Brink of
and happily ever after!
NEARLYWED: JULY 4, 2000
Top 10 Reasons Di and Dan are marrying:
10) Had a stockpile of "Buy one, get one free" meal coupons that were about to expire
9) They made an irrevocable commitment to the LAN on West Street
8) Needed something to do while on vacation
7) Poncho begged them to get hitched
6) Since Belle was unattainable to Buddy, he wanted them to live in wedded bliss
5) They got tired of the postman complaining how hard it was to sort their mail due to their different last names
4) They really, really, really wanted to file a joint tax return
3) Unbeknownst to them, the radon got to 'em
2) Yoshi was tired of all the neighborhood dogs and cats calling him a "bastard"
And the number one reason that Dan and Di are getting married:
1) They love each other more than yesterday, less than tomorrow and can't imagine another day of their lives without each other in it!!
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